This hurt in every not ok way
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yes we’re still kids on the run
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MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME
ITS MIDNIGHT
HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY
UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK
UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN
UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT HE WOULD LEAD THE REVOLUTION HIMSELF
make the notes stop
for one day
please
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is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
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BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
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I was in the bathroom, washing my hands in a hand-motion sink (wave your hand in front of it for the water to turn on; water turns off when you move away from it), and I was drying my hands 3 feet away from it when the sink I just used suddenly turned on again. I did what any normal person would’ve done. I ran the hell out of there because I was not ready to be that character at the beginning of a supernatural episode.
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